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The back features bold vintage typography arranged around a colorful game-wheel design, giving the quote a retro casino-inspired look with distressed red, gold, cream, and deep green details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eA coordinating \u003cstrong data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eUNHINGED\u003c\/strong\u003e-style emblem appears on the front chest, completing the double-sided design. 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