If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be One Skinny Heifer Graphic T-Shirt

All that swearing should be doing something for your waistline.

The “If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be One Skinny Heifer” graphic tee is made for women with colorful language, a bold personality, and a sense of humor that is anything but delicate. The back features cheeky western-inspired typography in feminine pink and cream tones, paired with rustic details and a cow skull accent for the perfect mix of country attitude and unfiltered humor.

A coordinating UNHINGED graphic appears on the front chest, completing the double-sided design. Printed using vibrant DTF technology on durable preshrunk cotton, this shirt delivers crisp detail, lasting color, and comfortable everyday wear.

Perfect for girls’ trips, country concerts, rodeos, casual weekends, parties, or any day when keeping your language clean simply is not happening.

Features

• Premium 5.3 oz. preshrunk cotton
• Double-sided graphic design
• Coordinating UNHINGED front chest graphic
• Large adult-humor quote design on the back
• Feminine western-inspired styling
• Pink, cream, and black color palette
• Rustic cow skull accent
• Vibrant and detailed DTF printing
• Seamless ribbed round neckline
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Quarter-turned body to reduce center creasing
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• Classic unisex fit
• Made to order

Material

• 100% preshrunk cotton
• Some colors may contain 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Turn the garment inside out before washing
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean

Please note that slight differences in color, print placement, and appearance may occur between the finished product and the digital mockup.