If Swearing Burned Calories Throw Blanket – Skinny Heifer Funny Cowgirl Fleece Blanket

Featuring “If Swearing Burned Calories, I’d Be a Skinny Heifer,” this bold western-style blanket combines sassy humor with a cow in a pink cowboy hat, boots, leopard accents, and caffeine-fueled attitude. Perfect for a bed, sofa, movie nights, travel, or relaxing at home.

Made from ultra-soft 100% polyester with a velvet-like feel. Lightweight, foldable, wrinkle-resistant, anti-pilling, hypoallergenic, and printed on one side. Machine or hand wash, quick-drying, and do not bleach. Slight color or placement differences may occur.