Unhinged™ "If Swearing Burned Calories" Women's V-Neck Tee

Some people count calories. Some people count how many times they had to bite their tongue today. This hilarious western-inspired V-neck tee is for the women who know exactly where they'd rank if swearing were considered cardio.

Featuring a stylish cowgirl heifer graphic with vintage western flair and the unforgettable quote:

"If Swearing Burned Calories, I'd Be a Skinny Heifer"

The front chest graphic proudly displays the signature UNHINGED™ logo, creating the perfect balance between subtle front styling and a bold statement on the back.

Made from a lightweight, breathable jersey fabric, this flattering V-neck tee is perfect for everyday wear, country concerts, girls' trips, rodeos, shopping days, casual nights out, or simply embracing your beautifully unfiltered personality.

Whether you're a ranch wife, country girl, busy mom, or just someone with a colorful vocabulary, this tee was made for you.

Features:

• Flattering deep V-neck design
• Lightweight and breathable fabric
• Soft stretch jersey construction
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Short sleeves
• Front UNHINGED™ chest graphic
• Full-size back graphic with western cowgirl artwork
• Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, shorts, skirts, or boots

Material:

• 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex
• Fabric Weight: 120g/m²

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on graphic
• Do not dry clean